This isn't a poem. It's a secret message for c#nTempo.*
V is for Vagina
Vintage Valentīna
Varicose-Veined
and anything but devīna.
No Vaseline Needed,
its Vault is Vast,
a Vague flabby Victim
of Veterans Past.
It's cleansed with Vinegar,
and scented with Vicks,
Vanilla, and Violets,
and been cleared of ticks
A Viscid Voyage
for the desperate and drunk,
access to her Vessel
a Vulgar slam dunk.
© badpoet
*Since banned as Tempo, she now attacks under the nic, Mellifluous
5 comments:
Whose husband is she sleeping with now?
rofl. Post this on BOTF. It deserves a checkmark. And BOTF deserves a good laught. Valentine indeed.
Ted Burke has dropped her. Said lose my email. See the P-fray.
Did you get this off one of my blogs, or do I know you?
Yes to both questions, kitten.
Tempo wrote a V poem later. And had it published at Heartstorm.
*Snort*
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